my ideal haircut

i was just about to go outside to grap something to eat. and while i was putting my hat on (because it's winter outside), it hit me with a perfect description of a what an ideal haircut is to me. here it goes:

  1. it must fit inside my hat

    right now i have a little too much of hairs to fit inside the hat. it kind of feels like i am stuffing the hat with hairs a little bit - that i'd like to avoid

  2. when i take my hat off, the hairs should already be good

    i don't want to think about how i look just after i take my hat off. i'd like it to be exactly as i looked when i left my home

normally, this limits me quite a bit in terms of the hair length. i just never realised i prefer shorter haircuts because the place i grew up in gets cold.